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Problems Demotivational Poster

DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either

TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool

ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!

TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!

PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.

TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


TAGS: burka other people s problems
Rating: 4.15/5

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twill1962 - October 21, 2012, 1:25 am
Ideal Denial has it right. Even though the mass media in this country DOES indoctrinate the girls in this country to dress and behave a certain way, it is still THEIR CHOICE. In most Muslim countries, there is no choice.
GFNeves - April 29, 2011, 6:49 pm
So true man, so true...
Verdeckt - April 28, 2011, 4:59 am
Thanks.. glad you guys liked it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 6:22 pm
Good Point!
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm
this is a very thought-provoking poster. great job 5L
k386109 - April 27, 2011, 1:26 pm
Right ...as if we in the West don't indoctrinate ( or allow it ) our young females to be annorexically thin, dress like tarts, paint their faces etc., etc., etc. Perspective - good title
Hawamleh - April 27, 2011, 5:34 am
As an arab muslim I totally agree, did u guys know that burkas were originally intended only for the most beautiful of women if they so please to wear them so that they can escape men's lustful eyes, and even then it wasn't intended to cover the face...
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:17 am
Forgive the poor grammar, its early in the morning here
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:16 am
The key difference is that most of the clothing choices are exactly that, choices, the burkha is enforced upon the women who in their society are usually indoctrinated from a young age, and do not get to choose what they wear.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:25 pm
P A S S, as in "mountain pass", "pass" a test", and so on. There is a brain-dead suit in there, somewhere. Yes, that is redundant.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:24 pm
...pass... What is with the misspelling??
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:23 pm
But... But... "airbrushing, plastic surgery, and unrealistic standards" are PROFITABLE, and thereby receive a free pass!
forseti - April 26, 2011, 12:47 pm
this is awesome!! 5 lions

Disenchantment -

TAGS: your problems are just beginning
Rating: 4.9/5

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mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L

Mens Nite Out -

TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.

AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.

TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

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Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless

OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.


TAGS: a revolver solves all problems
Rating: 4.32/5

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LordRamoth - March 20, 2013, 8:30 am
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:01 am
You have to reload. ;) Indeed, this is how I feel when browsing elsewhere... :P
GySgt1811 - June 13, 2011, 11:55 am
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:40 am
Sweet... Love the pic.
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:52 am
cool5... I wonder whats happening after using more than a bullet for solving one problem...

Dear Math -

TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.


TAGS: indecision choose guess problems
Rating: 3.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:19 am
I'm sorry, but I can't find the duplicate that's being plagiarised. Do you have the link, or the tag that brings up the duplicate? I personally like this one, and give it 4L's.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 10:37 am
Plagiarism is a no no on motifake. This should be deleted.


TAGS: math problems solution
Rating: 3.81/5

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nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:13 am
misspelling, eh?

Math -

TAGS: problems math one them
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:19 am
Okay now that's just plain Fin funny

EVERY PATH - has it's puddles

TAGS: everyone has problems
Rating: 4.81/5

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Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:54 pm
http://www.earth-house.com/assets/images/autogen/a_SDC14372_Joplin_missouri_tornado_aftermath_by_Joy_Prier.jpg Even the first world has its problems!
Z-Bob - May 11, 2011, 3:08 pm
Is that Hayden Christensen in the 3rd panel?
lukenukem - May 11, 2011, 12:10 am
We lost tech support, no wonder it's down.
Liamdurf - May 9, 2011, 11:05 pm
Not the server! Nooooooooo!!!


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?




DRINKING - Someone is always encouraging the masses to forget about their problems and stay drunk as hell.

TAGS: beer drinking drunk problems
Rating: 3.5/5

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steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 5:46 pm
And for that, they have my undying gratitude...

FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion

TAGS: family problems wife daughter and father
Rating: 3/5

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shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am
d*** thats all i can say


Ralph Waldo Emmerson -


LOL - "It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."

THOUGH MARRIED FOR YEARS, IT FEELS LIKE 10 MINUTES... - ...10 minutes under water!

TAGS: marriage problems are no fun
Rating: 4.64/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:40 pm
10 mn sounds about right if you include the f5replay :)
TrueGrave - February 12, 2012, 10:55 am


TAGS: laugh at your problems
Rating: 4.55/5

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Verdeckt - July 5, 2011, 6:10 am
In truth, I did have a dilemma, I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be part of the joke. It was awesome regardless.
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:10 pm

dude you just keep getting better and better. shame the spelling nazi's are about to ra** you....again. (....p'ssst...tried to take some of the heat for you....notice the "s on nazis...lolz"
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 1:57 pm
well you get what I mean
Verdeckt - July 4, 2011, 7:03 am
You mean Dilemma.. I wasn't sure I should tell you.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

BIGGER PROBLEMS - You look at this and think it’s either half full, or half empty. I look at this and think, 'if i get up now to get another beer, someone's gonna take my seat'


TAGS: apathy whatevs meh problems pzy
Rating: 3.8/5

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SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:26 pm
If you could care less then that means that you do care, even if it is a small amount. if you couldn't care less then you don't care at all. :)
SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:24 pm
^^^my thoughts exactly
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 5:06 am
so you "could" care less?... or you "couldnt" care less?

EVERYONE IGNORES ME! - I SAID, everyone ignores me!

IT'S A BRICK - Because your problems mean much to us

Enlightenment -

TAGS: mosquito solve problems without violence
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 10:33 pm

Comparison -


THE DIVORCED MAN'S LAMENT - My shack is a very very very nice shack with no kids in the yard and I thought back then that life was hard...

TAGS: divorce husbands problems
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 2:33 am
I'll have to pass along the compliment to the ex BA HA HA!
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 11:18 pm
Nice one, MP. Actually I love the looks of that place. It’s got more soul in its porch than many a McMansion I’ve been in.

Rubik's Cube -

that first world problem -

TAGS: apps phone cellular update first world problems
Rating: 4.67/5

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demon001 - July 26, 2014, 12:06 am
akkor végre ideje!
Bolverk3778 - December 17, 2013, 2:51 pm
Only a problem if you have lumbered yourself with a 'Smartphone'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 12:29 am
Or hutsese.
JesusWept - December 15, 2013, 12:41 pm
Could be worse. Like Klingon or something hehe. L L L L L



TAGS: fire problems resolve
Rating: 4.57/5

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Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:39 am

n8ice. greeny try some different font types to add variety and impact to your stuff. getting there dude.


TAGS: man we all have problems some days
Rating: 4.32/5

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Airman - March 24, 2010, 7:03 pm
Nice Cap'n.
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:45 pm
Very nice tribute Cpn, 5Ls.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 5:09 pm
great tribute. but i dont think Ron gets drawers block.
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
AMSOME!! I had the same general idea for this and couldn't put it together, well done CPN. 5L

pickle jar? -

TAGS: pickle jars give women problems
Rating: 4.29/5

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Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
yall can see she is just hiding her arms behind her and her man is behind her flexing
Greeny - April 17, 2013, 5:26 pm
Like Dean Martin said: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 3:11 pm
S-o-o-o, does she have arms at all, or is she holding onto something?
EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2013, 2:35 pm
I predict bruises on some lucky man's loins.

SHOEHOLICS MAGAZINE - For the Pretentious Simpleton Who Has No Real Problems

TAGS: shoes magazine problems pretentious alcoholics
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 8:39 pm
Doesn't surprise me. Lol!
CloudchaserS - September 26, 2012, 12:14 pm
Legend has it that Imelda Marcos was the first subscriber


Hoo Boy -

TAGS: kids facing world problems
Rating: 4/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 3:32 pm

Greeny - December 26, 2013, 1:09 pm
I liked my search words better...



TAGS: pills thumbs problems
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:58 pm
Very well done. 5L

Quila Kitty Says -

TAGS: problems booze milk water solution
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:18 am
I told you I have shares in Nabob right? Thanks for the vote dizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:40 am
Miss Priss, you b1tch! You made me choke on my coffee again! 5 lions laughing so hard it hurts!!!
MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am
Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am
True that !


TAGS: blue screen of death computer problems with apologies to rerun
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:44 pm
LOL! Haven't seen this on ComPewter 2---YET!! seen the green screen of confusion and stubbornness, the throbbing window/black screen of can't it up and going (Viagra/coffee screen) and the black screen of utter chaos---- 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2015, 11:45 am
I only get a black 5creen now. Probably because the darn thing won't power up anymore.
rerun - October 11, 2015, 7:40 pm

I still need to buy a new laptop. Using a very very old one now. Sad part, I cannot even get the blue screen anymore.


TAGS: ambidextrous problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 18, 2015, 2:45 pm
Thx, JW!
JesusWept - June 18, 2015, 7:05 am
Brilliant! 5.


locker room pranks -

I -

redheads -

Math -


OMG! -

TAGS: brain left right problems discoveries
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:22 am
Oh Priss! You gave me a fabulous ab workout with that one! 5 L

UH-OH! -

Not tonight honey, -

TAGS: female problems
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 8, 2015, 10:30 am
Hard to trust anything that bleeds for four days and doesn't die.

Tom Brady -