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DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227848
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm, #227555
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm, #225640
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm, #225638
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm, #225361
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm, #225347
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #225343
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm, #225340
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225339
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm, #225337
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm, #225336
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225335
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm, #225334
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225333
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am, #225330
LOL... cool


ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am, #255054
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm, #255036
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am, #239947
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm, #239434
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm, #239431
Gud 'un, MP!!


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am, #83059
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm, #63605
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am, #57053
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am, #53455
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am, #46038
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm, #14839
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: burka other people s problems
Rating: 4.19/5

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twill1962 - October 21, 2012, 1:25 am, #240086
Ideal Denial has it right. Even though the mass media in this country DOES indoctrinate the girls in this country to dress and behave a certain way, it is still THEIR CHOICE. In most Muslim countries, there is no choice.
GFNeves - April 29, 2011, 6:49 pm, #217686
So true man, so true...
Verdeckt - April 28, 2011, 4:59 am, #217531
Thanks.. glad you guys liked it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 6:22 pm, #217496
Good Point!
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm, #217474
this is a very thought-provoking poster. great job 5L
k386109 - April 27, 2011, 1:26 pm, #217473
Right ...as if we in the West don't indoctrinate ( or allow it ) our young females to be annorexically thin, dress like tarts, paint their faces etc., etc., etc. Perspective - good title
Hawamleh - April 27, 2011, 5:34 am, #217446
As an arab muslim I totally agree, did u guys know that burkas were originally intended only for the most beautiful of women if they so please to wear them so that they can escape men's lustful eyes, and even then it wasn't intended to cover the face...
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:17 am, #217443
Forgive the poor grammar, its early in the morning here
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:16 am, #217442
The key difference is that most of the clothing choices are exactly that, choices, the burkha is enforced upon the women who in their society are usually indoctrinated from a young age, and do not get to choose what they wear.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:25 pm, #217383
P A S S, as in "mountain pass", "pass" a test", and so on. There is a brain-dead suit in there, somewhere. Yes, that is redundant.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:24 pm, #217382
...pass... What is with the misspelling??
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:23 pm, #217381
But... But... "airbrushing, plastic surgery, and unrealistic standards" are PROFITABLE, and thereby receive a free pass!
forseti - April 26, 2011, 12:47 pm, #217377
this is awesome!! 5 lions


Mens Nite Out -


TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm, #259731
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm, #259727
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am, #255793
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am, #255792
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm, #255777

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am, #255772
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm, #255762
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm, #255761
Priceless!


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am, #235821
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

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Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm, #174370
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm, #148643
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am, #137237
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am, #137233
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am, #136800
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #136668
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #136666
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am, #136652
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am, #136651
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm, #136640
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm, #136639
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm, #136637
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm, #136636
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm, #136336
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am, #136055
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am, #135773
Hilarious. Well done.


TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by caveman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm, #244128
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm, #233291
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm, #233127
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm, #233120

fav'd and fived. flawless


OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




DILEMA -


TAGS: a revolver solves all problems
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

LordRamoth - March 20, 2013, 8:30 am, #244502
*Dilemma
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:01 am, #228086
You have to reload. ;) Indeed, this is how I feel when browsing elsewhere... :P
GySgt1811 - June 13, 2011, 11:55 am, #219939
;)
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:40 am, #219810
Sweet... Love the pic.
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:52 am, #219802
cool5... I wonder whats happening after using more than a bullet for solving one problem...


Dear Math -


TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am, #250955
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm, #250944
Nice. 5...er....five.


MATH PROBLEMS -


TAGS: math problems solution
Rating: 3.81/5

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nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:13 am, #174488
misspelling, eh?


INDECISION -


TAGS: indecision choose guess problems
Rating: 3.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:19 am, #207428
I'm sorry, but I can't find the duplicate that's being plagiarised. Do you have the link, or the tag that brings up the duplicate? I personally like this one, and give it 4L's.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 10:37 am, #206640
Plagiarism is a no no on motifake. This should be deleted.


Math -


TAGS: problems math one them
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:19 am, #245102
Okay now that's just plain Fin funny


EVERY PATH - has it's puddles


TAGS: everyone has problems
Rating: 4.81/5

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Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:54 pm, #234765
http://www.earth-house.com/assets/images/autogen/a_SDC14372_Joplin_missouri_tornado_aftermath_by_Joy_Prier.jpg Even the first world has its problems!
Z-Bob - May 11, 2011, 3:08 pm, #218450
Is that Hayden Christensen in the 3rd panel?
lukenukem - May 11, 2011, 12:10 am, #218405
We lost tech support, no wonder it's down.
Liamdurf - May 9, 2011, 11:05 pm, #218350
Not the server! Nooooooooo!!!


DON'T TEST PEOPLE FOR DRUGS -


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm, #167375
Aren't all those things drugs too?


VIOLENCE -




PROBLEMS -




THE WORLD IS NOT POLLUTED ENOUGH FOR US -




DRINKING - Someone is always encouraging the masses to forget about their problems and stay drunk as hell.


TAGS: beer drinking drunk problems
Rating: 3.5/5

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steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239105
And for that, they have my undying gratitude...


FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion


TAGS: family problems wife daughter and father
Rating: 3/5

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shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am, #210261
d*** thats all i can say


BAD ADVICE -




Ralph Waldo Emmerson -




TURN OVER -




LOL - "It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."




THOUGH MARRIED FOR YEARS, IT FEELS LIKE 10 MINUTES... - ...10 minutes under water!


TAGS: marriage problems are no fun
Rating: 4.64/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:40 pm, #229433
10 mn sounds about right if you include the f5replay :)
TrueGrave - February 12, 2012, 10:55 am, #229406
(HUG)


DILEMAS -


TAGS: laugh at your problems
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Verdeckt - July 5, 2011, 6:10 am, #220979
In truth, I did have a dilemma, I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be part of the joke. It was awesome regardless.
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:10 pm, #220961

dude you just keep getting better and better. shame the spelling nazi's are about to ra** you....again. (....p'ssst...tried to take some of the heat for you....notice the "s on nazis...lolz"
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 1:57 pm, #220959
well you get what I mean
Verdeckt - July 4, 2011, 7:03 am, #220952
You mean Dilemma.. I wasn't sure I should tell you.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA


BIGGER PROBLEMS - You look at this and think it’s either half full, or half empty. I look at this and think, 'if i get up now to get another beer, someone's gonna take my seat'




APATHY -


TAGS: apathy whatevs meh problems pzy
Rating: 3.8/5

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SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:26 pm, #216251
If you could care less then that means that you do care, even if it is a small amount. if you couldn't care less then you don't care at all. :)
SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:24 pm, #216250
^^^my thoughts exactly
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 5:06 am, #216171
so you "could" care less?... or you "couldnt" care less?


EVERYONE IGNORES ME! - I SAID, everyone ignores me!




IT'S A BRICK - Because your problems mean much to us




Enlightenment -


TAGS: mosquito solve problems without violence
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 10:33 pm, #255503
5LMAO.....


Comparison -




SOLVE FOR "X" -




THE DIVORCED MAN'S LAMENT - My shack is a very very very nice shack with no kids in the yard and I thought back then that life was hard...


TAGS: divorce husbands problems
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 2:33 am, #236815
I'll have to pass along the compliment to the ex BA HA HA!
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 11:18 pm, #236805
Nice one, MP. Actually I love the looks of that place. It’s got more soul in its porch than many a McMansion I’ve been in.


Rubik's Cube -




that first world problem -


TAGS: apps phone cellular update first world problems
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

demon001 - July 26, 2014, 12:06 am, #255872
akkor végre ideje!
Bolverk3778 - December 17, 2013, 2:51 pm, #251581
Only a problem if you have lumbered yourself with a 'Smartphone'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 12:29 am, #251558
Or hutsese.
JesusWept - December 15, 2013, 12:41 pm, #251553
Could be worse. Like Klingon or something hehe. L L L L L


RESOLUTION -




FINISHED -


TAGS: fire problems resolve
Rating: 4.57/5

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Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:39 am, #211596

n8ice. greeny try some different font types to add variety and impact to your stuff. getting there dude.


RONSART -


TAGS: man we all have problems some days
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Airman - March 24, 2010, 7:03 pm, #166661
Nice Cap'n.
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:45 pm, #166655
Very nice tribute Cpn, 5Ls.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 5:09 pm, #166622
great tribute. but i dont think Ron gets drawers block.
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm, #166620
AMSOME!! I had the same general idea for this and couldn't put it together, well done CPN. 5L


pickle jar? -


TAGS: pickle jars give women problems
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 2:51 pm, #245288
yall can see she is just hiding her arms behind her and her man is behind her flexing
Greeny - April 17, 2013, 5:26 pm, #245138
Like Dean Martin said: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 3:11 pm, #245130
S-o-o-o, does she have arms at all, or is she holding onto something?
EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2013, 2:35 pm, #245128
I predict bruises on some lucky man's loins.


SHOEHOLICS MAGAZINE - For the Pretentious Simpleton Who Has No Real Problems


TAGS: shoes magazine problems pretentious alcoholics
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 8:39 pm, #239444
Doesn't surprise me. Lol!
CloudchaserS - September 26, 2012, 12:14 pm, #239424
Legend has it that Imelda Marcos was the first subscriber


NEVER MOTIVATE -




Hoo Boy -


TAGS: kids facing world problems
Rating: 4/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 3:32 pm, #251754

LOL!~~
Greeny - December 26, 2013, 1:09 pm, #251750
I liked my search words better...


I COULD USE A LITTLE OF THAT -




FORESIGHT - IT'S HARD TO -


TAGS: pills thumbs problems
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:58 pm, #134245
Very well done. 5L


Quila Kitty Says -


TAGS: problems booze milk water solution
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:18 am, #259205
I told you I have shares in Nabob right? Thanks for the vote dizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:40 am, #259121
Miss Priss, you b1tch! You made me choke on my coffee again! 5 lions laughing so hard it hurts!!!
MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am, #259098
Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am, #259093
True that !


AMBIDEXTROUS -


TAGS: ambidextrous problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 18, 2015, 2:45 pm, #261664
Thx, JW!
JesusWept - June 18, 2015, 7:05 am, #261663
Brilliant! 5.


ALGEBRA -




redheads -




Math -




HOUSEKEEPING -




OMG! -


TAGS: brain left right problems discoveries
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:22 am, #259632
Oh Priss! You gave me a fabulous ab workout with that one! 5 L


Not tonight honey, -


TAGS: female problems
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 8, 2015, 10:30 am, #261110
Hard to trust anything that bleeds for four days and doesn't die.


Tom Brady -




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